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TUM #68: Don Ho’s Bones

Friday, April 4th, 2008
  • AMP/Libsyn
  • Theme song
  • 2 for 2
  • guest x 2 (Jeremy Charzan & Latte Don)
  • no topics & giggle fits
  • Dedication to S2 (hey mate!)
  • Josh Woodward - Honcho Graham From Birmingham
  • Latte musical assumptions
  • duct taped show
  • Addie has sticky stuff
  • reeds and topical solutions
  • Wind section and MIA ukulele
  • Addie has clarinet skills
  • Not actually time to sip
  • The show so nice Latte had to listen thrice
  • Mr. Kawfy’s clarinet solo
  • Dmax distress DEFCON 5
  • Actual Music
  • Shout Magic - Branch Davidian
  • Tuesday Night Twisted Pretzel Ride
  • 3 AM segue missed (thank goodness)
  • Ancients of Mumu
  • Another weird word
  • cawfee Vs Kawfy
  • People from NY think people from NJ sound like people from LI
  • Seuss sounds surfy
  • sweet potatoes Vs yams
  • Iron cookware
  • Veggie Turd Casserole
  • Quiche pudding
  • do you believe in the ceiling cat?
  • Easter Incident
  • Electric chair bling
  • Elijah Wyman - The Storm Outside Your Car
  • What damage could Mr. Kawfee do with a double reed?
  • Hummers are for dicks (in case you were confused)
  • FUH2 / tossing grenades in el caminos
  • Wanted trailer (segue connection)
  • Addie would kick Angelina out of bed
  • “What in a treehouse?”
  • another videocast moment?
  • Junkie (sugar problem?) swoons in the Kawfy shop
  • day in the life: dog walker
  • Genius 10 minute segues
  • Soft People - The Vapors
  • Sippin’ With Seuss - Delirium Nocturnum
  • Fuckhim & Shithead
  • Pink elephants?
  • Seuss’ amazing 5″ head
  • Mr. Kawfy’s telltale beer mustache
  • 80’s gadgets & tapper
  • Did someone say picture pages pen?
  • Dog drama & Lyme disease
  • Society Hill Veterinary Hospital
  • Mucho Maestro - Lightbulb In the Sky
  • the deadly bulb / pigleg
  • Patrick Duffy / Jack Lord’s Hairdo
  • Mother Fuckin’ Lightbulb head
  • Nobody wants a cranky nightmare
  • YES, Send music now!
  • Jeremy has a theremin
  • TED theremin virtuoso
  • VIX Emporium / DANGER! DANGER!
  • We crack we up
 
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TUM #67: Velocipedes and Mustaches

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
  • AMP / LibSyn
  • Powered by coat hanger, speak & spell & sawblades
  • (castblaster sux)
  • Latte Don up in here
  • Seuss bought a pig in a poke
  • Artists without labels
  • NIN - Ghosts 1 #8
  • withholding the snake dance
  • do we need to do a videocast?
  • dance tourettes
  • Addie’s lost in a cloud
  • cat shows not well received
  • What is topol? (overwhitened cats)
  • less cat ladies than expected
  • feline anal exams
  • cat detail shop
  • freaky body builder teen
  • paint my tan on smoothly, NOW!
  • Latte Don to compete his physique
  • “he’d look great shiny”
  • He said glitter lotion
  • Seuss secretly desires a green thong
  • John Mayer in crazy Borat thong
  • a pubic wonderland
  • Cagey House - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists
  • is it almost midnight yet?
  • curiousing
  • Latte Don melts into the chair
  • woman toilet hybrid experiment
  • knotty yarn
  • Reel Geezer film reviews - Superbad
  • penis up / penis down
  • shave and a haircut
  • UGG-ly
  • Scott Baio is 46 and wtf is wrong with TV?
  • “God bless Willie Ames”
  • TV confessions
  • cassingles
  • rockin’ out to 45s in the basement
  • musical fun times
  • Merlin will defeat you
  • Addie gets all her owls at the 2nd mile
  • Send us 80’s era electronic toy glamour shots
  • Gringo Motel - Tiny Little Hands
  • the happy cat noise
  • Sippin’ With Seuss - Petit la Chouffe
  • chouff = gnomes
  • sidestepping gnomes
  • sounds of vaudeville
  • get to sippin’
  • Seuss enjoys a good particle
  • nasty pirate grog
  • rating: 3 mustaches & a mustache hologram delivered via satellite
  • guys on velocipedes
  • Beat Under Control - Sacred
  • vicious microphones
  • d-max is a sad clown
  • pervy snuffy
  • mustaches allowed
  • paint-on hairdos
  • comb-overs
  • “dude, you’re orange”
  • too much green for St. Patty’s day
  • slutty whores look like whorey sluts
  • underwear in the “check other” category
  • revealing genital clefts
  • yelling gibberish out car windows
  • veggie peltings
  • penis shaped welts
  • dildo evidence timing
  • Victoria’s secret is out
  • Curb Service - A prior trial that has since been
  • the sound of a dog stepping on your shit
  • new email address
  • Barack O’bama
  • strategic sticker placement
  • future ukulele twanging
  • don’t say flaccid or moist
  • Ice Cream Jones
 
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TUM #66: Opacity

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008
 
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TUM #64: Ritualistic Santa Killing

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
    • International time traveling guests
    • May I go to the bathroom? - auf deutsc
    • Multiple language personalities
    • Philly sucks in November
  • Artemis - Hypno
    • Going for ubermellow
    • Doing the tourist thing at Independence Hall
    • Farewell Lord Nelson
    • Philly outdoor art
  • Elijah Wyman - There Is Love Here
    • Sippin’ With Seuss: Satan Belgium Red
    • The 2nd beep you hear is actually the only beep you hear
    • Incoherent Bookie Nookies?
    • Beer bottle art
    • Addie needs a book diary
    • Seuss’ giant head & I Married An Axe Murderer
    • Katja teaches proper slurping
    • Have we sold our souls?
    • Beer selection bragging
    • Moustaches as ratings and as retribution
    • Niagara pour
  • bill - Nite Owl
  • Gringo Motel - Cantina Massacre
    • World tour with Joff & Katja (USA - Fiji - AUS - NZ - Singapore - Hong Kong)
    • Vampire Sheep
    • Bone clothing
    • Katja shares a story about her coconuts
  • The Subterraneans - On The Road (the good old days)
    • Ritualistic Santa Killing
    • Santa-stronaut
    • Window display elevators
    • Mannequin / Seuss’ famous appendage
    • Aliens on next episode
 
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TUM #63: F.U.P.A., It’s A Book

Saturday, November 17th, 2007
  • Gringo Motel - Muertos
    • Get in touch and we’ll send you music!
    • German guests
    • MangoLanguages
  • Josh Woodward - Fit For a King
    • Witty? Funny?
    • Sippin’ With Seuss: Weltenburger Hefe-Weizen Dunkel (7 of 5 & 5 of 5)
    • Sometimes we play spunky music
    • Giant HB mug
    • Rolling the beer
    • Seuss met someone
    • No hot lunch
    • Boobs as beer carriers
    • pipe-cleaner arms
    • Who wants to listen to this crap?
  • Montoya - Aztec Astral Man
    • Slumlord (music to get a big fucking headache by)
    • VIX & Etsy Love
    • Dogs need jobs
    • K9 hot oil treatments
    • Happy ending for FireFace
    • Pit Bull Rescue / End Dog Fighting
  • Curb Service - The Same Thing
    • Underwear chat
    • F.U.P.A.
    • Built in thong jeans
    • Bizarre plushys
    • Crazy old coot
  • Jette-Ives - Darker Than You
    • More please!
    • Elaine’s feet smell like the military
    • Magic of vinegar
    • douchebags
    • Bookie Nookie
    • Lawrence Welk’s wardrobe
    • Cabinet of Curiosities (not Wondermark)
    • Addie reads like she dreams
    • Dream diary blog coming soon
    • The Bounce
 
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